Oil Richie

Apparently Iraq loves Lionel Richie. This was brought to my attention by Chris “What I can Say” Hassiotis. Richie says that he doesn’t know why he’s so popular there, but I’ve figured it out. Iraqis love Lionel Richie for the same reason as we do here in the States: because it fills people with lusty desire, or more succinctly: it makes you want to fuck. If Lionel Richie doesn’t make your pants do a dance then you are probably a robot or a Utah Republican, so thank God you’re not breeding.