Apparently Iraq loves Lionel Richie. This was brought to my attention by Chris “What I can Say” Hassiotis. Richie says that he doesn’t know why he’s so popular there, but I’ve figured it out. Iraqis love Lionel Richie for the same reason as we do here in the States: because it fills people with lusty desire, or more succinctly: it makes you want to fuck. If Lionel Richie doesn’t make your pants do a dance then you are probably a robot or a Utah Republican, so thank God you’re not breeding.
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francine | 24-May-06 at 11:54 am | Permalink
people used to find our blog after the search phrase “building a lionel richie head.” apparently, we posted once about this dude who wrote about the process one can take to mold a lionel richie head out of clay a la that video where he’s blind and molding that lady out of clay. or where she’d blind and molding him out of clay. or they’re both blind and eating clay. something like that.
dehumidifier | 24-May-06 at 1:01 pm | Permalink
he’s once twice three times a crooner.