I know, blogosphere, I’m late with today’s posts, and I’m tuly sorry, but you should just get off my damn back. Everytime I try to go out with some friends you are standing at the front door in your housecoat and curlers, chain smoking your Marlboro Reds, and shrieking at me about when I’ll be home. I just don’t need that in my life right now. Why don’t you just go watch Maury and eat some damn Breyers. God.
I love it when people are coming out of a room or getting off an elevator and I catch some guy checking out a girl’s ass in the crowd. Favorite!
Curly, a.k.a. New Frog, has lots of new plants to hang out with because there was a sale on tropicals. He also has free-range crickets wandering around his tank, but by now most of them will have drowned because they are not smart enough to stop breathing water before it kills them. Way to go Mother Nature, another fine creation.
I’ve got new issues of Juxtapoz and Urb to peruse so rest assured there will be plenty of new art and music links coming soon, but for now here are a few things to look at:
The newest development in art on the web is the “Print Site,” which is a kind of site where artists can have prints made of their work to be sold affordably to the general public who can’t afford to put a full size painting in the back of their Rolls Royce. I’m pretty sure that I’ve already mentioned Thumbtack Press, but there is also We Heart Prints and Tiny Showcase. If you bought two of these a month you could cover a wall in a short time, and for less than the price of a painting that size. There’s no reason not to buy them. Go do it now.
Our campus radio station, WUOG, known for its proliferation of “Um’s” and “Uh’s” while on air, is taking a break for the Summer due to the fact that radio hates science. Read about it here.
If you’ve ever wondered what your server was thinking when you went to that nice restaurant in hopes of saving your marriage three years ago, but that bitch Debbie just wanted to talk about herself all night…again, because she has never listened to you and sometimes, goddamit, you just want to poke a knitting needle through her head while she’s asleep….This is what he/she is thinking.
And, because I just thought it was so weird and awkward, here is a video of 250 Japanese couples having sex. Don’t ask me. p.s. The soundtrack is amazing.
Quote of the Day:
“I’d get my dog a vasectomy, because I wouldn’t want him to lose all his ball-like vigor.” -Me
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