Listen Hear

This post is mostly about music, with a little art thrown in, but first I have to be a little girl and brag about the meal that I cooked last night. I made bacon-wrapped pork tenderloin stuffed with brown-sugar apples, onions, garlic and brie, all roasted in more of the same with a touch of olive oil and butter. I don’t know how many of you out there have actually had an orgasm with your tongue, but had you tasted this mighty creation you would have felt that naughty explosion all along your buds. Tonight I’m making poached pears in spiced caramel sauce. Wolfgang Puck…more like Wolfgang SUCK THIS! Ok, now for music.

First off I’m too lazy to actually compile a links list of all these bands and their myspace pages and the blog posts that I found out about them from etc. etc. So instead I’m just going to give you one link and you can search for each band there and listen to them. The band’s name will be a link to wherever you can purchase their album. Most of these are pop bands because it’s hot outside and that makes me listen to pop due to some unknown genetic imbalance probably inherited from the alcoholic part of my father.

Here is your magical all-inclusive link:

Http://hype.non-standard.net.

And here are the bands:

Bedroom Walls

DAT Politics

Envelopes

Psapp

The Coup

Celebration

The Guillemots

Metallic Falcons

Scanners

Wax Tailor

And that should be enough for you to get through today.

A little art to throw your way, too.

You should definitely go look around Matt Cipov’s page.

The giant burrito and PB&J smoothie (best muthafuckin smoothie on Earth) have greased the wheels of change tween my duodenum and rectum. Ima go read Delicious Magazine and get paid for droppin’ the deuce. Satisfying.

Quote of the day:
“Do you think Lil Kim got some lesbian action in jail?” - Mike Richmond, about Lil Kim getting out of prison.