I went to a creek and caught salamanders even though I was specifically not to remove any flora or fauna. I know for sure that one of them is dead already, but the fate of the others remains to be seen. If they die I guess I’ll have to build a tiny memorial for them, maybe with a lighter as an eternal flame. I’ll give them the Rick James epitaph: Cocaine is a helluva drug.
Speaking of addled deceased celebrities, The Crocodile Hunter died recently. Ironically he was killed by a stingray and not a crocodile. I almost capitalized stingray, but that would mean he got run over by a badass car, and there’s nothing funny about that. Unless a crocodile was driving.
Speaking of scaly carnivores that terrorize the poor, Paris Hilton has had a wonderful prank pulled on her by this century’s greatest artist so far: Banksy. You can read about it here. See the pictures of it here. And watch how it was done here. Some people really understand comedy.
And Speaking of recording artists who should stop making albums, Bob Dylan has just come out with a new one that is both lackluster and over-hyped. There is a video for the single “When the Deal Goes Down” starring Scarlett Johansson that is great. Great enought that I forgot there was music, but also because the music is crap.
And speaking of great things that overshadow current crap, you should all check out Strand Manufacturing who are both awesome people and awesome makers of clothing. When I go to Cali I’m gonna try to rip with them for a minute. Tight.
And speaking of tight, My Name is Melvin.
Speaking of names, my name is The Cheshire Cat because I’m bout to disappear. Holla back, wanderers.
Jeremiah | 05-Sep-06 at 11:55 pm | Permalink
don’t hate on dylan sir. we have a roommate who’s clearly not afraid of walking into your room naked in the middle of the night and just hanging out, and if the need arises, i will make him get drunk enough and do just that. the album is probably a million times better than the new neil diamond, that’s all i’m saying
Brad | 06-Sep-06 at 10:14 am | Permalink
everyone is entitled to their own crazy and stupid opinions. Here we see that you are entitled to yours.