Once And For All

Can everyone quit referring to Michael Jackson as Jacko. That isn’t even a good nickname. We’d be better off calling him Creepyface or just Thriller, which is what I use when discussing him. Just because Jacko rhymes with wacko doesn’t make it good unless maybe you are 7 years old (in which case you love Michael Jackson because he lets you ride his rollercoasters. You call him uncle Mikey). If you like rhymes so much, America, I’ve got one for you: Jacko is lame, get a new name.