Art In Its Myriad Forms

It’s unseasonably warm again, just like every year, which makes me wonder if calling it unseasonably warm isn’t just a little ridiculous. If it is I’m fine with it.

I’m going to start learning how to design in Flash soon, and with my newly honed web skillz I will redesign the internet in ways that future generations will ignore entirely because they will be reliving the style of the 1980’s for the fourth time. Isn’t it about time we created a new style and quit rehashing the ones from the latter part of the 20th century over and over? I mean, we don’t have to go crazy like in the 90’s, but a little innovation wouldn’t kill us. I for one see an all flannel trend. Plaid condoms even. My genius knows no bounds.

All the links are art related today, and I have to hurry up with them because there still might be donuts left over from the staff party. Staff party sounds dirty. I just noticed. Better than a staph party, though.

The first three links are from Juxtapoz. They’re photos from openings, but all the art is fanfuckingtastic.
Link 1 is from the NeighborWOOD show. I love artist painted toys. That shit gets me off.
Link 2 are photos of The New Scenery show. Also wicked awesome. Also caused spontaneous ejaculation.
Link 3 are photos of Art Basel Miami taken by Chris Ryniak. There more about the awe of that many great artists displaying their work all in one place. I would probably have killed all of you and used your bodies as a giant raft to get there if I could’ve. Next year.

And speaking of the Art Basel, Art Info has everything you want to know or see about it. Everything.

For those of you who have never heard of the Superflat movement, you are not alone. In fact you and I can sit in the back of the room together and draw stick figure battles because I’ve never heard of it either. But apparently it’s pretty incredible.

Inquiringmind is back and better than everyone else. They’re Canadian, but we all have our problems.

And lastly I leave you with another time consuming top “some-number” music videos of 2006. This one comes to us from the Buddy Holly glasses wearing elitists at Pitchfork. Most of the videos are mediocre at best except for this one that I saw a long time ago and totally forgot about but still get turned on by. Verbal ninjitsu there.

Drinking of you,
Dogboy