Some of you might have heard about it yesterday and some of you might have better things to do with your life than be a fucking hugetastic nerd, but thank God for people like me who bravely dance that thin perriwinkle line between the two, because now you can know all about Apple’s newest market-dominating product: iPhone.
If you’re not a Mac user, and a fair share of the world isn’t (not counting those who don’t own computers), then you probably won’t be impressed that the iPhone runs Mac OSX. If you are a Mac user I will give you time to go change into some dry clothes.
All done? Ok. Yes, it’s true. The iPhone runs OSX with widgets and all the other nifty conveniences you’ve come to know and love in that way that your uncle loved you, you know the one who never blinked and always smelled like Vaseline. And just like that uncle you can touch the iPhone in several intimate ways, because the motherfucker is pretty much just one big touch screen. Now add in WiFi, 2MP digital camera, and your choice of 4GB or 8GB ipod, and I bet you’ve just ruined another pair of drawers.
I mean it, this thing is BAD. And that’s bad in the black sense for all you fucking white people.
The iPhone hasn’t been release yet, but is scheduled to drop in June with an exclusive deal with Cingular and a whopping $499 pricetag slapped onto the deal, and that’s just for the 4GB model. The 8GB will run you $599, which is roughly the price of a new Dell computer and an iPod. I guess we’ve all got some serious choices to make. I’m gonna start throwing together a yard sale. How much could I get for my dog, do you think?
To learn more about the iPhone straight from the horse’s mouth you can check out Apple’s iPhone page.
To get all the pictures from the iPhone presentation by Steve Jobs you can go to Engadget.
Hedy De Vine | 11-Jan-07 at 10:55 pm | Permalink
is the iphone name finalized now? i heard that some other company owned that trademark and apple was trying to negotiate with them.
yes, this shows how much of a nerd i am.