Meta-President

Ahhhhhhh. It’s nice to slip my shoes off and kick up in the old homestead. Most days (meaning months) I don’t have the energy left to try and piece things together for myself after writing for Juxtapoz. Today I’m trying to start doing more things that I think I should, even if I don’t want to. Like a New Year’s resolution only I’m not drunk in a bathroom vowing that this year such and such is gonna be different while crying into a toilet. Toilet tears are no longer the lubrication for the cogs of my life. Always nice to have that kind of breakthrough. So, let’s ease back into this slowly. I don’t want to go too fast for you, make you do anything you’re not ready for. I’ll just link you up to some interesting shit in a single post rather than just jump into the multi-post format of yore. Oh, that’s right…yore. I am a gentleman and a scholar.

I couldn’t find the original video to embed so instead I’ll link you to where I saw it. John Stewart on the nature of our Meta-President.

Boing Boing drops the future shit on us. Wait till they find a porn application for this then the funding will pour in.

Inhabitat talks about SpudWare. If you eat potatoes with cutlery made from potatoes will your mind be utterly blown? My answer: yes.

Get this book.

I’m not making any promises but if I get enough free time this weekend I might try and implement some new features. Of course, it may be just like last Christmas when you really wanted that new bike and I gave you a nice book of carpet samples instead. Your mother and I never wanted you.