Alright, God. I’ve put up with a lot of injustices over the course of the last quarter century. You remember that time when I was three and I ate a beetle then threw up a lot? Or that girl that asked me if she could cut me during sex? So I’ve pretty much reached my limit, and then you have to let me see the work of Christopher David Ryan. How can you let one person have such an incredible body of work? I actually thought that maybe they were images to artists work that he liked, but no, that would be too easy. You had to go and make someone so talented that they make me look like a kid with crayons, didn’t you, Yahweh? I looked through every image on Ryan’s site and not a single one was a miss. I just want you to know, God, that I think it’s totally unfair to give someone that much of an advantage over the rest of us. And don’t think I can’t understand the subtext of what you’re trying to say to me through all this. I get it. No more small animals, only sacrifices over 50 lbs.
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dehumidifier | 05-May-08 at 3:22 pm | Permalink
I love this guy!