Zeeloot

Did you wake up this morning with some birds singing and a nice blue sky? Did you sigh a big, relaxed sigh and slip out of bed like a contented little lamb? Good. I’m glad. But as of right now all of that is over. I’m going to tell you about Zeloot, and Zeloot is going to rip off your face and jam your skull bones full of blinding, colorful magic. You won’t even want to use your eyes after this. What paltry colors can the world offer after the searing, eye-raping neon of Zeloot? Nothing. You will kill birds with your bare hands out of spite. How dare they try to make the world calm down with their quiet little songs. The world is hard, fast, and bright, and it want’s to put its evil inside you. Zeloot has told you this. All hail Zeloot.

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