Sorry this didn’t go up yesterday, connectivity issues and general laziness prevented me from posting. But, hear ye, hear ye, the time for announcing the official winner of Beardoff 2009 is nigh! And with 9 votes to 6 the winner is that beautiful bastard pictured above. Me!
I was a little disappointed in the internet, as I usually am, due to the large number of page views, and paltry number of votes. Not to belittle anyone that did vote; you guys are awesome and I will try to find prizes to give you all, maybe some little 4×4 paintings of beards or something. You deserve it for taking the tiny amount of time out of your day to help emasculate a complete stranger.
Speaking of which, Matt, if you can stop menstruating and sobbing into your lace doilies for long enough to drive up here, I’d like a nice filet, medium-rare. The cow blood tastes like victory — delicious, bearded victory.
Oddly enough, Ert voted too late (thanks, Ert), but she was still entered into the randumb prize drawing and won. So congratulations to Ert, you’ll get your prizes sometime soon. I guess if everyone is getting a little beard painting, I need to come up with something better for her than just a drawing out of my sketchbook. Let me think on it, Ert, and I’ll get back to you. Or suggest something. There really is no structure to this thing.
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