Secret Still

Turkey time is over and we have now entered Crimmas time, a time of year when people give me things, and, as much as I’ve tried to persuade them otherwise, they expect me to give them things in return. Sure I could make something to give them, and it would make them really happy, because look at all the time I spent on it, but that would require me spending a lot of time trying to make people happy, which is not really something I’m into. Assuming that you, like me, would rather just buy something nice and have some cash left over to get yourself something you really want, I’ve compiled a short list of cheap art for you to gift to your loved ones and Secret Santa recipients this year that will leave them smiling and not feeling like they got ripped off even though they got you an iPod. See the list after the jump.

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I’ve been working on designing everyone’s Christmas presents for this year, and I’ll continue doing so for the rest of the week. If I can manage to do one a day I think that’s a pretty good average. You’ll all have to be patient with me since I’m creating some real one-of-a-kind shit for your various domiciles. Plus there’s cookies to bake. Everyone should get their presents before the year is out, but if you don’t then don’t think I’ve forgotten you. Although I probably have. I don’t know how much time I’ll have to blog this week due to said present creation and packing for the long trip to Louisiana for the holidays. Today’s links, however, should make up for any lack of writing that goes on here. The first one anyway.

In other news: Hannukah started Friday at sundown. Me and my dog are the only ones I know that this applies to. My dog is supposed to have the same religion as me, right? Just like he has my last name. Only it’s the Mexican version because he is a Mexican. Sanchez Martinez.

Right, enough of that.

Saturday Night Live is a bigger budget version of Mad TV these days, but occasionally they come up with a fucking gem of a sketch.

This guy apparently had some epiphany while looking at a puddle of water. And thus was spit art created.

And lastly (I told you I didn’t have much time), an archive of an amazing weekly illustration battle calling itself Drawer Geeks.

I need to go buy glue and a box cutter and cookie mix. I’m gonna rock your Christmas minds.