
I’ve been sort of doodling type in the margins of notes and things at meetings recently. I’ve always held pretty firmly that if I’m in a meeting, I should be paying attention, and it’s rude to doodle. Opinion changed. If I’m gonna sit through meetings where I’m needed for about 5 minutes of the total hour, then I’m going to be using that time to make some pretty/interesting/gross/blasphemous. Possibly all of those at the same time. Not possible? A flower with an E8 sequence in the middle shitting on a baby Jesus. That’s just off the top of my head. But none of what I’ve casually been doodling is close to being as wonderful as the work of Dana Tanamachi. Of course, she isn’t doodling, she’s making fully-formed, kick your teeth out through your eyes works of awesome. But she is making them in chalk, a very impermanent medium. All it would take was one drunken Kiefer Sutherland to bump-slide his way past that wall, and whammo, all fucked up. It’s like sculpting with soap bubbles. “But Brad,” you’re saying, “couldn’t she just seal it with something?” “Readers,” I reply, “go fuck yourselves; I don’t have to take that kinda crap from you.” Here’s to hoping that someday my shitty doodles even resemble Tanamachi’s work. Should take me another five or six straight years of meetings.
Dana Tanamachi