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I’ve got stuff to post today, but I’m not going to. How does that feel, readership? All five of you can cry yourselves to sleep tonight on your musty pillows. How can musty and lusty sound so similar and yet be so completely opposite in meaning? Well, I can tell that this could turn into a ramble so I’m cutting it off. Enjoy this picture of a scrotal hernia. I am gonna get a lot more traffic now that I’ve said scrotal hernia. The wonders of marketing.
It’s the last day of a particularly grueling work week, and I’m so burnt from work I’m just gonna load you up with daily videos and send you on your way. I did want to mention this Flickr stream that I came across thanks to ffffound. The user, Kyu Hwang, has some nice little drawings to weirden up your day. I didn’t want to leave you with nothing. Your approval is all I’ve got going for me. That and a superior penis. If I lose those I’m nothing.
Just a quick state of the union. I’m done for today, and tomorrow marks the beginning of my Three Day Three Year Anniversary Jam. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday will be spent celebrating the love, respect, and mutual annoyance The Girl and I have cultivated over the last three years. We’ll be repping our relationship in the most gangsta ways possible. We’re visiting the Exploratorium, the SF Zoo, hiking in the desert, and making fresh strawberry jam. You just don’t get more street than that. I suspect Suge Knight will drop by for some pointers. So for the rest of the week/weekend the blogosphere can suck it. Peace, I’m out.
I wanted to make a quick note to all of you reading this through the RSS feed. First off, thanks for reading. My stats can’t track you wily bastards, but, as long as you’re looking at the artists I write about, I don’t care about stats. The only problem is that you’re missing out on some of the other features of the site like the Photo of the Week or the Daily Videos sections which aren’t part of the feed. I’m gonna write up a feed for them, but until I have the time to do that you might want to consider visiting the site at least once a day. The videos are totally worth the extra 2 seconds of page loading you’ll have to endure. My photos, probably not so much. Also, get in the comments. Mix it up a little. Call me an asshole. Tell me you’re shocked that I would punch a baby. There’s too much going on with these artists and their work for you to sit idly by. Tell me what you think. You never know, you might be the first person in the world whose input will actually change anything that I do. Feeds are great, but remember what it was like before RSS? Back when we looked at people’s site designs, and images, and annoying embedded flash content? It can be like that again, if only for a moment. Relive the motherfucking magic, assholes. Visit www.secretstill.com/ today! Oh, and tell your motherfucking friends.
I know that this is really going to blow your fragile, little minds, but because of the backlog of sites that I have to tell you about I’m going to give them all to you at once. So today is a giant list of all things great and beautiful in the world, each one a gem, and then tomorrow we’ll get back to our regular format. Sack up, bitches. Take it like a man.
Team Macho
Team Macho Flickr
Mose
Monaux
Josh Keyes
Face2Face
Paprika
Toykyo
IdeaFixa
Simon Hoegsberg
SeeGrantDraw
Standard Motion
Andrew Verhoeckx
Chris Lane
Refill Seven
BenBen
Louisa Bufardeci
Joe Vaux
Humus
Elevation
Ian Kim
Brandt Peters
Gary Taxali
Stereotype Design
Open City Online
Andrew Schoultz + Greg Lamarche
Andrew Schoultz
Interactive Quicksilver Ads
Upso
Dan-ah Kim
Cliff’s Notes on Mystikal’s ‘Pussy Crook’
Spike Press
Ruby Mag #16
MailMeArt
Arkitip Issue0039
I seriously recommend opening every single one of these.